Why Cho kissing Harry makes me think too hard…
Watch the clip people! Or think back to the moment in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix when Harry first kisses Cho Chang…
Ok? Ready? Now prepare to have your mind blown!
First a few things I need to clarify…I fancy the pants off of Daniel Radcliffe. He’s totally fit! (See what I did there? Imagine me saying that in a sexy British accent…cause I can TOTALLY bust that out)
Secondly, this just might fall flat on its face so please put up with my random ranting.
And finally, the ending of the movie killed me so please don’t think I’m poking fun at an event that stopped me from smiling for a day…a whole friking day that the sunshine monster was consumed by a big-ass rain cloud. This is my way of dealing…I hope you understand.
Right…the whole point of this video is to illustrate the plight of millions of women around the world. Cho = us, Harry = Our significant others/ normal boys and Cedric = Rob/any celeb or untouchable we’re crushing on. In other words…Rob.
My snitch can make your Hufflepuff
My point (If I have one…and I think I do…maybe) we are all Chos…kissing our Harry’s just because we can’t have our Cedric’s. Yes, he’ll give you a cheesetastic grin that makes your heart melt and bloomers explode but the Cedric’s are completely unattainable. So you sigh and eye-eff that picture, not to mention read the fan fiction you’ve stuck next to it and you ask Harry for deets, hoping that if Cedric DID live (read – knew you existed and wanted to take you behind the Whomping Willow for a bit of whomp in the hay ifyouknowwhatImeanandIthinkyoudo) you would have a chance in hell with him. When he tells you that Cedric was good but not good enough (read – no chance in hale that he’d like you so settle and deal sistah! or gay) you kiss Harry. The awkward one who talks about Nargles right before he leans in (way to go Romeo) and is a bit kinky cause he wants to pash in front of a mirror.
Cedric never knew why he lost the position of Court Jester...
But you try to make it a little better…you look sideways at Cedric, imagining those sexy smirking lips on yours and cry a little cause you realise it will happen on the 5th of Never. And he’ll go back to his friends and bitch about what a weird-ass chick you are, never knowing that as soon as he left, you were aaaall over that poster of Rob/Tay Cedric like it was your job.
And don’t even get me started on pashing a guy in robes. I have (years of choir) and it’s not the sexiest thing in the world…Give me skinny-ass sleeveless Cedric any day…
Nipple peekage in 3....2....
So for when you’re gonna be kissing your Harry (who is awesome in his own right…I should know…I scored the Harry of a lifetime) here’s a little sumthing sumthing to look at…just make sure he doesn’t see you drooling over his shoulder.
Mmmmmmm...Wish I was right there with you baby...
Has your mind been blown? No? Yeah I figured that would happen…I think I need to lay off the metaphors…*trots off to look for chocolate and finds none* Sad Cookie…Sad Cookie indeed…
LOL!
I love that you used the word “fit”.
I love British slang. It helps having TWO English Besties.
And I can totes do the English accent too.
It usually comes out to play when I have drinkies haha
Erm. Your theory.
I think imma have to re-read it in the morn when I’m less brain dead haha
Seriously, nothing is really processing up there at the mo’
i might never look at this scene quite the same way…
i loooove your captions. soooo win.
p.s. i think danrad is well fit too! well….usually.
oh noes! i spent forever looking for the perfect gifs and they didn’t even show up!
Very good theory.
I am, like you, perfectly content with pashing my Harry (who I think is actually more of a Ron) but looking Cedrics never hurt anyone.
AND “My snitch can make your Hufflepuff” made me die laughing. I had to be revived.
<3
Yeah, so, I’m not even at the tip stage with the books yet, and haven’t even seen this movie yet . . . but I am so in love with this post.
1. Does “fit” not just mean fit? As in athletically healthy? Hrm.
2. Like it was your job . . . pashing a guy in robes . . . Court Jester . . . you make me giggle constantly with these clever, hilarious lines and captions.
3. Hmmm. I’m of the school of thought that (don’t hate me) Cedrics and Edwards don’t exist outside of fiction, and that Harrys and Rons and . . . Jacobs, even (I know, I know) . . . are the real princes (wizards? sparkly vegetarian vampires?). Regardless, I think mine is more of a Jasper than anyone else.
4. Now that you have made me contemplate which fictional character my dearest is most like for the FIRST TIME EVER, my mind is well and truly blown.
5. Love you forever. Give me more funnies – I’m getting greedier with every post.