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Why Grease is the word…

January 24, 2010

First of all, I want to say thank you to everyone who reads and comments on SadCookie. I’m never really sure if I should comment after each one because that seems to be a little too party-hostess to me. “Thank you for coming…It’s been lovely having you…Is that my hideous gravy boat in your coat?…Is that my candle stick in your pocket? (or are you just happy to see me? badum bump!)” Also I keep thinking that even if I do, you never come back to read it anyway lol. I’m really new to the blog game so if I’m doing something wrong just let me know.

Soooo what inspired this post…?

T-Laut of the T-Birds

During a recent twitter convo (inspired by this pic)  about which character from Grease we would be, I picked Sandy in honour of my virginal prude-ness. Also cause I’m the Fez of the group and I live in New Zealand (not so far from Australia). I also sang “Hopelessly devoted to you” in school and it’s a celeb stalker song if I ever heard one.

Dammit Lautner! Now we just look like twins...

Then I realised that I wouldn’t be able to slide into that catsuit even with a life-time supply of baby oil and exercise. That kind of slinky-ness is definitely not ready for this jelly. So while reading up on quotes and pondering which character I would inhabit, I found a winner when Doody tells Frenchy at the dance competition that she looks like “a beautiful blonde pineapple”. Harps played, angels sang and Miley got another pair of short shorts as I realised that I was Frenchy…Optimistic, bubbly, Beauty School drop-out whose a little too infatuated with a teen idol…

No, not that Frenchy...Is it February yet? No? Then what are you looking at Tay? Shameless...

I was talking about THIS Frenchy…

Yoooouuuuu....better forget it (oooh ahhh) I'll only be BFF's with you...

 

Frenchy should have NEVER messed with the giant snowball...

 

Swifty and Me in happier times...(Why Lawd Why?)

 

 

Frenchy had never seen shirtless Edward before...She would always blame him for her eye problems...

 

I know Danny and Frenchy dont pair up in the movie. I dont think they’re even BFFs but look at how adorable we are…(awww with me people) Ok…for it to work you need to think more tan and brunette. Fine…thats the most misleading representation of me in the history of the world! I’m just covering my bases in case Tay’s looking for a Swifty-esque BFF.

And finally…cause his birthday is coming up (and therefore a warning to all Cougars), this is one of my favourite snort-inducing lines from the movie…

NO HINEY BITING!

I’m serious. See his face? He is running scared people…lets not make him a hermit….

P.s. I hope Tay has watched “Grease” in order to understand this post. (Cause face it, he reads this blog as much as he reads Playboy and Batman comics)

Sad Cookie…out!

8 Comments leave one →
  1. Xylem permalink
    January 24, 2010 3:30 pm

    “Tell me more, Tell me more, Did he put up a fight?”

    Love Grease… I Like what you did there. I thought it was going to be about his hair for a second there.

  2. Tigerkitten36 permalink
    January 24, 2010 4:49 pm

    I read you blog everytime you post, but I do not comment everytime as I am not as clever as others

  3. fangbanger permalink*
    January 24, 2010 5:22 pm

    Hi Cookie!

    (Did I ever tell you that “Cookie” is my grandma’s nickname too?)

    I am SO upset when you don’t post after every single comment. You’re just ridiculous. How dare you?!!?!?!?

    I’m just kidding. It’s a little ridiculous to comment every time… I think. But I’m not sure my advice counts. All I have is that LJ that I have all but abandoned.

    I just say do whatever you want! It’s your corner of the interwebz.

    Grease IS the word!

    • January 25, 2010 3:02 pm

      i agree with fangy. make your own rules. oh, and fang, your lj will be there for you when you’re ready. i had mine for six months at least before i started actually using it!

  4. January 25, 2010 5:37 pm

    I’ve got chills….they’re multiplyin’

  5. StotheP permalink*
    January 26, 2010 7:17 pm

    ‘Cause the hilarity . . . you’re providin’ . . . . it’s ELECTRIFYING!

  6. Bleriana permalink
    January 26, 2010 7:21 pm

    Ehm some of those girls freak me out.
    Like that blonde with the bad boob job… Who is she anyway??

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