Why Twilight needs a compilation album…
I believe that Summit is not thorough with milking the wonder that is Twilight. So I have come up with the Twilight compilation album. 12 (yes 12!) amazing songs recorded by your favourite artists from the past. If you thought your “Housework Songs” album made you shiver with matronly pleasure wait till you hear this!
Le the Bee Gees dazzle you with “More than a Wolfman”…
“I will always be your imprint…no more glitter and shine…
I just wanna watch you…one fursplosion at a time….”
Edward never liked the fake tans...
Listen to the sexy “One of my kind” by INXS …
“I’m creeping tonight…I copied your house key
I broke into your room…I know you dont mind”
Behind the smiles, the pack always hated Jacob's hair...
Fist pump to “I’d love a Wrist to hold” by Joan Jett…
“I’d love a wrist to hold…take a little walk on the tarmac baby
I’d love a wrist to hold…so c’mon take a pic and squee with me”
I found him dancing by a record machine...I asked him to stop
Rock out to “You give Vamps a bad name” by Jon Bon Jovi…
“Stake through the heart…you’re alive? that’s lame
Cullens you give Vamps a bad name
You dazzle and prance and you killed cool James
You give Vamps a bad name”
I wonder if they'll write a slash fic about us...dibs on Jasper!
Roll about in a wedding dress to ”Like a Virgin” by Madonna…
Also pictured - Owl who did NOT "make it through the wilderness"
And bop your head to “Faith” by George Michael…
“Oh but I need some time off from chick emotions…So off to Italy now I must go
I’m sure a shirtless man will show you devotion
So till Sam Uley shows up
You can lie here on the floor”
Cause we gotta have faith...that stuff like this will go up in flames...
Want more? Wanna throw up? Part two coming soon!
p.s. I’ve taken down the author pics cause I feel like it’s putting the pressure on my Mafia…All in good time people…All in good time…
SadCookie out!
Love it!
But, really, why you gotta add the creepy pic of Jacob? I’m creeeeeeped out. To the max.
Eek.
Will this album be available on iTunes?
PS. Find something for me to yell about. I need inspiration. And I kick in the ass.
Illz i love you so hard right now
Um. You are EFFING HILARIOUS!!!
That really was sheer brilliance.
(Except for the creeptastic Jake manip . . . *shudder*)
How do I love this?
Let me paraphrase the ways.
Matronly pleasure . . . “More than a Wolfman” (*shudder* They LOOK like wolves!) . . . awww, INXS (I loved you, Michael Hutchence) . . . I asked him to stop . . . Jovi/Sambora slashfic – I’m aroused and then FURIOUS (and then back to aroused) . . . owl who did not make it through the wilderness . . .
Yeah, so, I was holding my breath almost the entire time I read that post. It was either that, or laugh way too loud in the office or piss myself. How can EVERY one of your posts be my favorite? I don’t get it . . .