Why Twilight needs a compliation album…strikes back!
You thought I’d leave you hanging with only 6 of the 12 (yes 12!) songs in the Twilight album? Well…you thought wrong! On with the madness!
Dance in the mall to Tiffany’s “I think we’re alone now”.
“Running just as fast as we can…
Bella watch your wandering hands…
Trying to stop her stealing my virginity…
So I call her Spider monkey and we climb up on a tree and then she says…
I think we’re alone now…”
...Oh crap! There's a pap...Imma slide my hand down...We arent so alone now....
Sway dreamily to Frankie Valley’s “Cant take my eyes off of you”.
“At long last abs have arrived…
I thank God Ed’s said bye-bye…
You’re just too good to be true…
Shit that tattoo’s hot on you…”
If you say one more word to my abs, I'm putting my shirt back on...
Get frustrated with The Rolling Stone’s “Fade to Black”.
”We wanted hot sex and she made it fade to black…
Just broken head-boards and some bruises on her back…
We waited three damn books and the sexing was out of sight…
Did he slip her rufees? cause even she cant remember that night…”
Le sigh...Its my dream honeymoon come to life!
Swoon to Barry Manilow’s ” Paulex”.
“Oh Paulex, when I slapped you and you started shaking…
And fursploded away…
Oh Paulex, when you smirk I start hyper-ventilating…”
Yes YOU Paulex! You sexy beast you....
Go wild to “Wannabe” by the Spice Girls.
“I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want..I wanna…I wanna…I wanna…I wanna…I wanna really really really wanna leg hitch ah…
What do you think about that? Now you now how I feel…
Say you don’t wanna have sex, are you for real?…
I wont be hasty, It might make you cry…
But if you don’t give in, I’ll give Jake a try…”
What part of "I'm not a strip-o-gram" don't you understand?
Sneer while listening to “Torn between two lovers” by Mary Macgregor
“Torn between two lovers, one warm and one cool…
Hawt guys loving me defies all normal rules…
Torn between two lovers, feeling like a fool…
Leading them on is fun cause I’m a tool…”
The meadow was the perfect backdrop to Bella's new album...
Summit you listening? I’m willing to cover ALL these things for some Skittles and 5 minutes with Taylor. I can make you MEEEEELLLIONS!!! No? Ok then…Sadcookie OUT!
SPICE GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Woot!
Also, that pic of the honeymoon is EVERY girls dream. Karate on the beach? Yes, please!
You win again, Dilly.
Your awesomeness has no comparison.
Epic! I think I haven’t laughed so hard in weeks! I would quote my favourite but then I would have to quote the whole post so I’m not doing that.
Off to read part 1…
please tell Barry to stop making that face at me. i agree with fangy about beach karate. now i know what we’re doing on my second honeymoon!
You are my people.
That was fucking BRILLIANT.
That is all.
*weeps into hands*
*tries to compose self*
I just . . . *sobs* . . . “I think we’re alone now”? “Oh, Paulex”? Isle Esme? *sniffles*
You . . complete me.