Why hotels should take my advice…
Hi! *waves shyly* The original sadcookie wanted me write a blog post at some point or another… I kinda, almost did once but it sucked.
But tonight, @Loving_Alex tweeted a link to a discussion board about meeting Alex Meraz. I haven’t met him. That’s pure fail on my part, I know. The first thing that popped in my head was “On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair” and I immediately bugged the genius that is IllegalWL to help me. She did. Here is our (mostly her… she pwns me) masterpiece.
(Illegal rolls her eyes and says whatever!) —(Fang slaps Illegal.) Really people. She is the genius here. 
Welcome to the Kennel Quileute.
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
Plenty of kibble at the Kennel Quileute.
Any time of year, you can find it here
Coming to a hotel brochure near YOU!
His abs were spray tanned and misted… He drives a Mercedes Benz
He got a lot of pretty pretty boys that he calls friends
How they eat all the muffins…blueberry I bet
Some howl to remember, some howl to forget.
I'll give you room service...I'll give you room service all night long!
So I called up the Alpha and said please give me a sign
he said we have all been shapeshifters here since 1369
And still those wolfies are howling from faaaar awaaaay
Woke you up in the middle of the night, just to hear me say…
For the last time lady, there are no spiders in here and stop taking your clothes off!
(chorus)
C’mon you have got to remember Bella,
You could remember Ed, the rest of the undead
Slap him real hard and he’ll fursplode for ya Bella
What a nice surprise, crazy alibis…
We provide a personal escort service to your room. Bow chicka wow wow!
Pwned. I am well and truly pwned by you, Fang. This is epic. I will now be singing about the wolf/vamp/hotel boy all day long! I wanna stay at this kennel.
Oh, the pretty, pretty, howling boys . . .
Oh Twinsie! You did SO good! *blocks ears and continues to talk* Paulex would be so proud! Lets go all out and sing it to him when we meet. He’ll do the sexy gyrating, we’ll do the appreciative wolf calls and errr yeah singing…squeeee!
Moar! Moar!